Christmas with a Capital C

I got this today in an email and waited all day to open it. I usually check all my emails right away but I figured this would be a long poem or something and they would want me to forward it on to so many people.... I am sure EVERYONE gets those.

But.

I was sitting here tonight and looked through it and thought it was a bit entertaining so I thought why not go ahead and post it?

I am sure this has circulated enough by now but what's one more time of hearing it right?

Anyways, my favorite parts of this whole thing are the comic bits the guy does. I love hearing peoples view of things in a comical way.